So, we ordered pizza and a sub the other night. It arrived quickly, which was a pleasing surprise in itself. The guy knocked on the door, shave and a haircut, and I went to open it. He told me the total, and as I got my cash ready, he looked past me at Elka, who was by her bed, head down a little, looking towards the door. I hadn't said anything to her when I opened the door, and she didn't make any noise, she was just watching at a good remove and waiting (what a good girl!)
Delivery Guy: Wow, that's a big Doberman.
Me: Yes, she is. *silence* She's just excited that pizza is here.
Delivery Guy: Oh, does she eat Sal's?
Me: Yup! She'll eat a tomato off the sub, or some of the pizza. She loves it.
Delivery Guy: *going through his change* Here, I'll give you five dollars off. You guys order from us a lot. Have a good night!
Me: You too!