Reasons my Doberman is whining

So, there's quite the amusing Tumblr, called Reasons My Son is Crying. In homage, and because Elka whines all the time, I thought I'd make a gesture at Reasons my Doberman is Whining.

1. She wants food
2. She's thirsty
3. She wants my food
4. She wants your food
5. I'm in the bathroom
6. The wind is blowing
7. A dog walked past outside
8. A baby walked past outside
9. She wants your empty can
10. She wants your empty plastic bottle
11. She wants to know why our friends aren't here yet
12. She wants to know why the pizza isn't there yet
13. We're in the car
14. She has to pee
15. She has to pee but it's raining so she won't
16. I've asked her to do a trick before receiving a treat.
17. She did something but not the trick I asked for
18. It's time to go to bed
19. It's time to wake up
20. Somebody else is awake
21. Our friends went home
22. I'm on the computer
23. I'm taking her picture
24. She can't have a pool cue
25. She can't have a pool ball
26. She can't have a beer
27. The water is boiling
28. The washer is done
29. The dryer is done
30. Her squeaky toys are on top of the fridge
31. Her squeaky toy is in the shadow of the coffee table
32. There's a toy under the couch that's been there for 3 weeks but only just come to her attention.
33. She threw her toy down the stairs to watch it bounce and now it's down the stairs
34. She wants the empty cardboard soda sleeve
35. Her ball is in the corner
36. She wants to lay on the couch too
37. There's a pillow on the couch