So in my Internet wanderings, I found this website,
Sporkforge.com , which said it had "image processing utilities". Okay. Like what?
Well, they've got an ACII image generator, which didn't work out so well with this particular picture. But the oil painting generator? Nailed it!
I mean, in a lot of ways, I guess it still just looks like the original picture (I selected the "medium" brush for this one. If you come back on Wednesday, you can see a picture with the "heavy" brush!)